Slimey The Slug Creamed Candy Corn Food Item

SLIMEY THE SLUG

Creamed Candy Corn Food Item

Nothing complements a bath in raw sewage more than a generous helping of Slimey the Slug's Creamed Candy Corn Food Item. Each lightweight aluminum can contains over 3 ounces of petrified moss, mixed with swamp barley and a heapin' spoonful of candy corn compost, personally supervised by Slimey the Slug himself in a previously abandoned factory in Guam. You might expect to pay over 3 dollars for a food item of this quality, but then you might also be insane with rabies.

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