"I'm GARY GECKO...the personal mascot of CYBERGECKO! I'm a wise-cracking cartoon character created by Alex Strang, an obnoxious cartoonist! What a jerk! Like all cartoon characters, I have adventures! But Alex made me a into a stupid mascot and refuses to upload MY adventures on the internet for all the world to see! He gives that annoying Percy Pig his own website! Hey, even Slimey Slug has more exposure than I do! What's the deal? I guess my beloved creator spends too much time on Mr. Buckethead's Adventure Page to pay me any attention. Well, that's okay...because I'M going to make my own website, and upload my adventures myself!"