These are HOLEY MOLEY SPORES...
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While they may possess Holey Moley's gruesome visage, they are, in fact, micro-molecular shavings made from Holey Moley's actual skin with a laser widget. This new science is made possible by extreme government funding and the kind donations of all kinds of people.
Frankly, we do not encourage this sort of thing as it may lead to accidental perceptions on the part of our beloved citizenry, and we most certainly do not want that. This is why GREAT CARE has been taken to ensure that Starving Santas Of America (SSOA) receive the financial support they so desperately need. Only a few pennies a day makes a difference!