When a hopeful entrant sends his or her Percy Death idea to Cybergecko World Headquarters, the voluminous e-mails are printed out on computer paper and carried in heavy stacks of 1,000 or more by Percy Pig Employee Lars to the warehouse across the street. It should be noted that the street is in fact a six-lane interstate highway and Lars suffers from poor vision in daylight, so there is an element of risk constantly present in his job duties.

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