Today's Episode:
PERCY PIG: ACE REPORTER!
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Assassinated By
Kooky Kola Ninjas while downloading pretty girl pictures from the internet, after bringing a can of Peppy Cola to work
Eaten by
The Evil Tiki Men Of Doom!
Sucked into outer space
through a leaky hatch on the Mir Space Station!
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