Handel Mustav: inventor of Adventure-Mation
A history of the advances in entertainment technology would not be complete without serious mention of the true inventor of Adventure-Mation, Captain Handel Mustav. After experimenting with such forgotten, yet unforgettable processes like FAB-U-VISION, SUPER SURROUNDING SOUND SURROUND and of course, the CLICK-A-WHIRL MOTION RECORDER, Captain Mustav relocated to the Midwest, where he labored for years on the Adventure-Mation prototype, the "Aardvarnator". After being rejected for a U.S. patent because the Patent Office claimed the Aardvarnator was potentially dangerous in that the device continually emittied a solid stream of Aardvarnian Light Rays, an obscure form of radiation now commonly used in dental floss, Captain Handel Mustav renamed his invention and applied again. This time, he succeeded in fooling the Patent Office, mainly due to the fact the they were all on a fishing trip, a fact that remains true even to this day. As innovative as the process of Adventure-Mation is, its successor, "Adventure-Mation II: This Time It's Personal" is a lot more polished, has nice, extending features and can be used for a roomy yet affordable luxury doorstop and paperweight.
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