Puppet Karaoke Vs. Dirty Diamond: The Rematch
SPECIAL REPORT
Despite bold claims of comedy superiority from Dirty Diamond, including a hastily drafted declaration of war that specifically targeted the Puppet Karaoke Universe Show, both Dirty Diamond and cohort DJ Sleazy E bungled their planned invasion of the award-winning singing-puppet program by using less-than-adequate forces of wit and incompetent Rules Of Improv Engagement that have done nothing but reduce the M-Room (Philadelphia's most exciting new performance venue) into a state of chaos and civil war.
Yes, after mere minutes of rambling boasts and alcohol-induced chest-beating, DD and Sleazy were throwing beer cans, shot glasses and improvised projectile devices (composed of every craft supply in the Emergecny Puppet Construction Zone) into the fearful and stunned audience and at the real hard-working performers they had first challenged. Unrest became unchartable as the two semi-literate hosts descended into assualting furniture, the floor itself and whatever puppets they could grope. While a great deal of alcohol was ingested by the two would-be attackers, much of it also was regurgitated as streams of the disgusting fluid spewed forth and glazed hardwood floors and expensive speaker cabinets alike. Unconcerned with mounting costs of their ill-planned invasion, Dirty Diamond and Sleazy E were powerless to upstage the comedy genius of singing hand puppets such as Tony Trainwreck, Funion Fu and newcomer Candystick.. Rendered comically impotent by their foam rubber opponents, the two unspeakable drunks confronted each other, and lapsed into a pathetic state of civil war.
The aftermath of the botched strategy was brutal, with cleanup crews working overtime and the true costs of the damage still under investigation.
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